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About The Book
Drawing from diverse personages from Goethe to Churchill to Woody Allen, The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said is a witty wise quotation collection that deserves a special place on every humor lover's bookshelf.
These unique, funny, and outrageous quotations, previously published in four separate volumes, are now gathered together in a seemingly limitless trove of pithy and often irreverent one-liners, retorts, put-downs, jokes, and last words that cover every conceivable subject and will appeal to every taste.
Highlights include:
—W. C. Fields: "Start every day with a smile and get it over with."
—George Burns:” "Happiness is having a large loving family in another city."
And many more.
These unique, funny, and outrageous quotations, previously published in four separate volumes, are now gathered together in a seemingly limitless trove of pithy and often irreverent one-liners, retorts, put-downs, jokes, and last words that cover every conceivable subject and will appeal to every taste.
Highlights include:
—W. C. Fields: "Start every day with a smile and get it over with."
—George Burns:” "Happiness is having a large loving family in another city."
And many more.
Product Details
- Publisher: Touchstone (January 14, 2003)
- Length: 672 pages
- ISBN13: 9780743235792
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