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The Grossest Joke Book Ever!
Published by Portable Press
Distributed by Simon & Schuster
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About The Book
Jokes and riddles guaranteed to make you gag!
Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke…for the right occasion.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
What was Beethoven doing in his grave?
Decomposing.
Do zombies eat candy with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke…for the right occasion.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
What was Beethoven doing in his grave?
Decomposing.
Do zombies eat candy with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
Product Details
- Publisher: Portable Press (May 1, 2016)
- Length: 128 pages
- ISBN13: 9781626865853
- Ages: 8 - 12
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