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About The Book
That didn’t work out.
From Mary, the foulmouthed Hollywood psychic with a dagger tattoo and uncanny accuracy, to 900-number hotlines and past-life panic attacks, Amy Ferris spent enough money to buy a house in the South of France. With brutal honesty and laugh-out-loud humor, she chronicles her decades-long quest for rewiring from anyone claiming supernatural insight into her messy, uncertain life.
Like any addiction, it started small and spiraled quickly. From fifty-dollar palm readings to three-dollar-a-minute hotlines and bills requiring payment plans with AT&T, Amy chronicles her decades-long quest for cosmic answers. She survived psychics with gambling problems, regression therapists in newspaper-cluttered hovels, and the slow realization that she was funding other people's dreams while neglecting her own.
A wickedly funny memoir about seeking answers everywhere when they all reside within oneself.
Foreword by Marta Kauffman, producer and creator of Friends.
Product Details
- Publisher: G Editions (March 31, 2026)
- Length: 120 pages
- ISBN13: 9781943876976
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Raves and Reviews
"Amy's prose is lyrical and rhythmic and can only be compared to a song. She is truthful about her experiences. Her writing is quirky and unexpected. I love Amy's humor."
– Marta F. Kauffman, co-creator of Friends and Grace and Frankie, from the Foreword
Oh, the irresistible pull of psychics, seers, and horoscopes! National treasure (we ALL adore her) Amy Ferris’ fiercely funny book is a Valentine to those seeking spiritual solace, and like the very words she uses to describe all things “out there,” it’s a read that’s weird, amazing, and so wonderfully good. A fabulous travelogue towards hope and to your own inner knowing. I love this book so much.
– Caroline Leavitt, New York Times bestselling author of Days of Wonder
Absolutely nobody in America writes with the perfect combo that is Amy Ferris’s unique self-deprecation and skillful, riotous examination of any given social phenomenon. Skeptics will joyfully laugh out loud at Amy in Retrograde. (The Reverend Madame story alone makes this little tome worth the price of admission.)
Allow me to flex my own prodigious psychic abilities: I see a funny little book in your future. This book will arrive sometime in the spring of 2026. You will most likely read it in one sitting. You will laugh heartily. Afterward, you will feel an irrepressible urge to give a copy of Amy in Retrograde to every true believer you know, especially those born under the sign of Sagittarius. Do it. When the stars are aligned.
– Corie Skolnick, author of Orfan and America's Most Eligible
If David Sedaris and Nora Ephron had a love child, she would be Amy Ferris: witty, wise, hilarious.
– B.K. Jackson, writer, editor, and founder of Severance Magazine
“Amy Ferris is a force to be reckoned with and celebrated, too. She is a deep-sea diver of the human experience. In her refreshingly frank and engrossing memoir, her passionate search for the truth has led her to seek out psychics, some prescient, some not, and to understand that even seeking out clairvoyants is a sign of her larger, profound quest to understand herself, and her place in the world. Whether you believe in psychics, or not, you will believe in Amy the searcher for emotional truth, and be beguiled.”
– Thelma Adams, critic and bestselling author of The Last Woman Standing
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