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Peter Bently
Books by Peter Bently
Princesses Don't Fart
By Peter Bently
Illustrated by Eric Heyman
The Princess is getting ready for her ball at the palace of Pum Ping. She's starting to feel nervous. What happens if she pumps or parps or does bum-blasts or toots, bottom-burps, whizpops or poots? That shouldn't be a problem though, as everyone knows princesses don't fart... A new laugh-out-lo...



